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Wacky cell phone picture bonanza!

Hello, packrat here(yup, that’s me up there.) I was cleaning out the image contents of my cell phone so you guys get the 6 most interesting pictures out of the 500 plus craptacular ones I took.

Believe me, in the part of town I took this picture, this sign was an understatement. It was nothing more than a desperate cry pleading for sanity in that war-torn Kroger store.

I’m not sure what crazy moon language this is or what it means, but I sure as hell know that it’s not worth the dollar they were asking for it.

Much like Superman peanut butter, Popeye brand spinach, and Dennis The Menace’s unprecedented 30 year reign(1972-2002) as Dairy Queen’s spokestoon, here is yet another baffling licensed tie-in. I can only hope that it’s actually made from purified Care Bear excretions.

I worked security at a haunted house attraction for extra money last Halloween and this giant “Hail Satan” cookie was for someone’s birthday. It was a very strange time in my life.

I thought my Methodist upbringing was fairly laid back until I went to a Catholic fall festival.

I can’t wait to see the other children’s toys based on 70’s disco songs that allude to anonymous sex!