The Enlightment Card - further proof of humanity’s increasing uselessness
From the Enlightment Card website:
Some people say money is evil…
We say “how” money is used determines the effect.
Welcome to the Enlightenment Card vision: a membership and a Visa Reward Card program. When you apply for our card, it automatically enrolls you into our free membership program that can be used for discounts on health-conscious stores, products, and services.
The Enlightenment Visa Reward Card was founded on the idea that money is energy and if used with positive and integrative intention, can have the power to affect change in our lives and the world. Everyone uses a credit card, so why not have one where people can earn points towards positive products and services that enhances their overall conscious life? Some of the categories of rewards you can earn points toward are: Travel, Retreats + Workshops, Yoga Classes, Organic Products, Holistic Spa Treatments, Books + DVD’s, Merchandise, or use your points to donate to a charity.
Man, wish I’d thought of this first! In the corner of my mind, I still think(hope? pray?) it might be a joke.
Can I get a Million Year Dance card?