One of the many reasons The Onion is still around…
October 30th, 2007 by L.A.nce
Ninja Parade Slips Through Town Unnoticed Once Again
Tag Archive for 'ninjas'
It’s talk like a pirate day. Every other day is, of course, ninja day.
September 19th, 2007 by mrshl
A certain lass sent me a Facebook reminder that today, September 19th, is Talk Like a Pirate Day. To get into the spirit you may want to look into a couple of Pirate translators, either here or here. Naturally, these sites take your proper, landlocked English and make it seaworthy.
I should also pass on a translation the maiden forwarded to me:
FreegullIf I make [...]
China kung fu monks seek apology for ninja affront
September 1st, 2007 by dactylmat
Admittedly, it would have been funnier if pirates were the apology seekers, but you can’t win them all.