In a genius Craigslist post some righteous dude describes that most familiar of banal evils: the date with your average post-college girl. Here’s a snippet.
Hey look at my refrigerator. There are pictures all over it! Look at all these pictures of me and my equally vacuous friends from college! We were so crazy! You can tell we’re really good friends because our faces are all pressed up against each other like that.
And check it out, we’re holding up alcoholic beverages to the camera in every single picture. That’s to prove that we were partying. College was so fun! But of course I don’t talk to any of these girls anymore because now they’re all bitches.
Luckily, I’ve only been on a couple of dates that went exactly like this. But that was enough.
Link: It’s me! Every girl ever.
UPDATE: For a very un-typical date, see this other Craigslist ad.
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