Michael Vick hit with hilarious new law suit.
Posted on August 16th, 2007 |
Apparently, an inmate is now alleging that Vick used his dogfighting operation as a front to funnel money to Iran and Al Quaeda. Not knowning that Iran (Shiite) and Al Quaeda (Sunni) are enemies is the least of this dude’s probems:
Riches alleges that Vick stole two white mixed pit bull dogs from his home in Holiday, Fla., and used them for dogfighting operations in Richmond, Va.
The complaint goes on to allege that Vick sold the dogs on eBay and “used the proceeds to purchase missiles from the Iran government.”
The complaint also alleges that Vick would need those missiles because he pledged allegiance to Al Qaeda in February of this year. “Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes,” Riches writes in the complaint. Riches wants $63 billion dollars “backed by gold and silver “ delivered to the front gates to the Williamsburg Federal Correctional facility in South Carolina. Riches is an inmate at the facility serving out a wire fraud conviction.
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