And if someone sends you an e-mail about life in Texas, it’s probably a series of painfully unfunny observations.

image UPDATE: It’s the infamous e-mail your parents keep sending to your out-of-state relatives…now available in a handy Web page! It’s chock full of rootin’, tootin’ bits of advice about how crazy life in Texas can be.

My personal favorites?

5. Remember: “Y’all” is singular. “All y’all” is plural. “All y’all’s” is plural possessive.

23. If you don’t understand our passion for college and high school football just keep your mouth shut.

The rest are much worse. But what do I know? See for yourself:

http://downhereintexas.com/text/AdviceTX.txt

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