Had a short day at work.
Because I had to go to the dentist.
After that I went to get my hair cut.
I had posted on the Handsup Board because I needed to find a good, cheap place to get chopped. As I said on the board, the lady who does my hairs is great. But I drop $50 every time I go there. And #inthiseconomy that’s not really sustainable. Got a lot of good suggestions, but I ended up going with Times Barber Shop. It turned out great. Not as good as my regular hair ninja, but well worth my $14. Especially considering the nice hot towel and shave treatment on the neck.
Freshly shorn, I went to hang out in Montrose to avoid the traffic on 59 and 610. First stop was Soundwaves, where I like to shop their sale selection of Vans. I was still wearing my shirt and tie when I picked up the Killers edition of Iron Maiden Vans.
They also had branded Vans by Slayer and The Germs. All for $25 a pair. Three years ago I would have been stoked. Now I just felt sort of sad. I am 34 years old and about to have a kid. I’ve developed a formidable beer belly that hangs out over my belt and dress pants. Can I still see myself rocking these Vans on a regular basis?
Apparently the dudes manning the surf shop counter were thinking the same thing. After I put the vans down and began browsing for more sensible options, they started laughing, and one of them said “Look at this guy” (because apparently that’s what you say when you want to make sure the dork in the tie can hear you). It was kind of a sitcom moment.
Now, there was a time when two dude-brahs at the Soundwaves laughing at me might have gotten me down. But there, in a tomb of CDs and other dead media, amongst all those $95 Volcom shirts waiting for markdown, I just kinda had to laugh at myself. I’ve already become a dad, and the kids can sorta tell.
I ended up not buying anything. Because other than Vans-on-sale, there’s absolutely nothing else worth buying at Soundwaves anymore. Instead, I went over to Rudz and dropped $20 on a Rudz burger and two Harps on draft. Probably didn’t do any favors for my gut, but considering the cheaper haircut, I still came out ahead.
Bummed that Texas lost. Astounded at Mark Sanford’s weird press conference meltdown. And impressed as hell that our soccer team beat the #1-ranked Spaniards.
Now I’m going to bed.
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